TV appearance: MTV Live hard-news program; Film: X-Men 3, District B13; Comics: Put The Book Back On The Shelf; Default response to everything: Tee-hee!

Film: Mission Impossible Three, Poseidon, l’enfant, Thank You For Smoking, Darkon, Hard Candy; Comics: American Virgin, Lackluster World; Whistles: Barrel full of, blue.

Special guest: Jordan Beer’d; Two-piece rock and roll: Scout Niblett and Two Gallants; Urban cleaning technology: Litter-vacs; Spring Break: over.

Film: Caché redux, Metal: A Headbanger’s Journey; Comics: procrastinated; Editing: to come.

Happy birthday to us, from us!